Sun tea

[vlade]

Take some tea bags(howevermany it takes to make a gallon of tea)
get I glass gallon jug and fill it with water and put them tea bags in there.
LEAVE IN SUN for about an hour or so,, ifn ya come back and it looks like tea it probably is, add sugar and lemon if ya want.

For when the friggen electric Company cuts ya off cause you a little short fuggar with cash flow problems

[Ironhead]

:wtf
Boss is short, you saying they is gonna cut off his power? damn, us taller folks have it made

[Boss]

:wtf
Boss is short, you saying they is gonna cut off his power? damn, us taller folks have it made

What again??? WTF...I'm having the IT folks do some more work even as we speak....Should I include a generator???

[vlade]

I knew you fuggars couldnt read and follow instructions

[trail dust]

I think the water would all boil out in an hour around here today.

[Boss]

I knew you fuggars couldnt read and follow instructions

OK...I re-read it again and I'm not the shortest one in the group! I'm not even close to Autotec but I am taller than Yochanon. I couldn't gauge Worm because he was always tipping the moonshine at the campground.

[vlade]

OKOK quit bitchin I editted it

[Boss]

OKOK quit bitchin I editted it

Now you are implying that I am a broke short fugger! Not good. Duck when you see me!!!

[gruss]

I knew you fuggars couldnt read and follow instructions

my neighbors would steal my tea.......

[Boss]

I got evicted....You are safe now!

[gruss]

I got evicted....You are safe now!

Move to Utah Frank, we dont discriminate against short people.....( very much )

[Boss]

I was evicted from your neighborhood while you were gone. That's why you are safe again! I'm taller that any short people anyway.... LOL

[vlade]

This is exactly the smart ass s##t I expected for tryin to pass my sculery skills on to people.

[gruss]

I was evicted from your neighborhood while you were gone. That's why you are safe again! I'm taller that any short people anyway.... LOL

I sense a touch of tea related hostility in Vlades voice......no ?.....LOL !!

Bad tea will do that to ya.....HEHE !!

[yochanon]

Damnit, Boss! When I die and they plop me in a casket I'll finally be stretched out like I'm s'posed to be and I'll be taller than you again!...Wait...never mind...I just remembered that I told the license people that I wanted to donate my bod to science...now I'll *never* get to be my real height! I could screw up a wet dream <mutter>