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    This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
    At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
    So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color,
    unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue
    who their Daddies are.

    They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing
    and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

    My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
    Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what?



    :)
    #00038 MAY HE REST IN PEACE!


    I listen to the voices in my wives head that tell her to tell me what to do.

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    :):):):) Our tax dollars at work!!!
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    • #3
      Freaking hillarious
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      • #4
        I had to get PET insurance for Teddy! That sorry fugger!
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        • #5
          in NC htey want you to register yer pets so they can TAX you per animal each year.....yep, we gots a pet tax
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          • #6
            Son of a rooster! They tax you when you die too! WTF!!!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
              They tax you when you die too! WTF!!!
              when thta day comes, i dont really think imma gonna give a sh......................
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              • #8
                But your kids will...LOL
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by toorglide View Post
                  in NC htey want you to register yer pets so they can TAX you per animal each year.....yep, we gots a pet tax
                  Years ago we used to have personal property tax and they would tax pets. The tax assessor was at our house looking around and asking questions. He asked me, "who does the dog outside belong to"? I said "I have no idea". My wife looked out the window and said "Oh, that's our dog Tuffy". The taxman smiled. I didn't.....Glenn
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