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  • Favorite One Liners,,,

    Like this,,,

    "He's about as useless as hen shit on a pump handle"
    Herd #124
    Age 10 and holding
    Official Herd Poser

  • #2
    He doesn't know shit from shinola and that's puttin' shinola in a bad light.
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
    HERD member # 00015

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    • #3
      thats about as silly as an owl shittin' off the end of a pier
      Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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      • #4
        One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
        .
        2010 FLHX - Street Glide - 137,700 miles
        HERD MEMBER #00003

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        • #5
          Trust Me
          Ear Tag no. 00030

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
            One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
            thought it was....."One box wine, two box wine, three box wine, floor" :) :) :)
            Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

            Can weld anything but a broken heart

            ......It's a rebar thing.....
            HERD member # 00015

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Blackdog 15 View Post
              thought it was....."One box wine, two box wine, three box wine, floor" :) :) :)
              You got it soooo wrong....Its....One Box Wine, Floor!!! :)
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              2010 FLHX - Street Glide - 137,700 miles
              HERD MEMBER #00003

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              • #8
                "I wouldn't let him do price checks at the dollar store"

                "He's as graceful as a drunk elephant"
                There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
                R.I.P. RubberDown
                R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
                Reese

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
                  You got it soooo wrong....Its....One Box Wine, Floor!!! :)
                  hummmm... a lightweight ???? :) :)
                  Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

                  Can weld anything but a broken heart

                  ......It's a rebar thing.....
                  HERD member # 00015

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                  • #10
                    "F*cked up as a Soup sandwich"

                    "F*cked up as a football bat"

                    "I'll run through you like shit through a duck"

                    "I'll be on you like ducks on a Junebug"

                    "Riled up more than a wildcat in a phone booth"
                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                    • #11
                      Madder than an old wet hen
                      Cockier than a Banty rooster
                      Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
                      Very Proud member #99
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                      Count your life by smiles, not tears:
                      Count your age by friends, not years.
                      Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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                      • #12
                        What the fVck!
                        Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                        • #13
                          dumber than a bag of hammers
                          Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                          www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                          • #14
                            A few french fries short of a happy meal!
                            OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                            With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
                            FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
                            RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Crocodile56 View Post
                              A few french fries short of a happy meal!
                              you talkin 'bout me???????
                              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                              www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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