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    Aint tellin my age, but I was cuttin this ole womans grass with a push mower, got done and knocked on the door to get paid. I had sweat all
    over me and she said come in you look like you need a drink of water. She handed me the water with one hand and run her other down my chest abd said honey your burnin up. I just stood there kinda in shock,lol, next thang I know shes chowin down and Im here to tell ya I aint had ea fuggin like that sense. She was bout 40 years old and the job paid $2 and she gave me $20. I was so embassased I never went back. Lookin back I sure wish I had,lol. I been chasein it ever sense.
    Appalachian Redneck

    "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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    I can't believe your going here.......dammit man........ 15 years old, girl friend and her mom.........girl friends idea, I think, but really, I didn't care! Mom was hot........

    Beat the hell outta going to the movies that's for sure!!!
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    • #3
      Was 16 years old and I banged this chick in the side balconey of a church while her dad, (the preacher) was giving a sermon....Was some kind of revival meeting so the balconeies weren't being used...except by us.....we were on the floor screwin' like rabbits..Oh Yeah !!!!!
      Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

      Can weld anything but a broken heart

      ......It's a rebar thing.....
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      • #4
        Super Bowl Sunday when I was 16, stepdad had friends from work comin to watch the game and didn't want me around so he kicked me out. Went to a girl's house to hang out for a while.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Blackdog 15 View Post
          Was 16 years old and I banged this chick in the side balconey of a church while her dad, (the preacher) was giving a sermon....Was some kind of revival meeting so the balconeies weren't being used...except by us.....we were on the floor screwin' like rabbits..Oh Yeah !!!!!
          :) Did you do a confessional after !
          Appalachian Redneck

          "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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          • #6
            I think I was statutory raped...next door neighbor girl is 16, I'm 13...a bunch of us got together to play hide and seek or something and after a while somehow me and her ended up in my kitchen to get something to drink and all a sudden she came over and kissed me. Things went from there to her back yard under one of those big ass spools the electric or phone companies used to throw out. I was gettin' me some of that every chance I could for the next 3 months and suddenly they moved. Bummed me out until the older kid on the block, Jimmy, was lettin' me listen to his rock n roll records and gettin' high told me I should go get some of the neighborhood girl we all had a crush on that was later years gonna be a model. Snuck into her room one night and got some of that too. Damn good year, that 13 for me!
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            • #7
              Not going to say how old I was, but I wasn't too old. On her Dads pooltable in the basement. Her little sister watched us through a crack in the door and later told her parents. Parents didn't believe the sister. Hah......memories.
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              • #8
                Does it have to be with somebody
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by krcampbell View Post
                  Does it have to be with somebody
                  :):):):bull:):moo
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                  "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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                  • #10
                    I don't believe this, thought this thread be 40 pages by now!!!!
                    OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                    With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
                    FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
                    RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                    • #11
                      Guess everyone wasn't as bad as you thought.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dixiecrat View Post
                        :) Did you do a confessional after !
                        Hell no....not a catholic...LOL
                        Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

                        Can weld anything but a broken heart

                        ......It's a rebar thing.....
                        HERD member # 00015

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                        • #13
                          I'll talk about blowing shit up and breaking things but I aint touching this one.
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                          • #14
                            yepper, i was raised in Catholicism, seems i turned real rebellious after i did the baptist preachers daughter, damn that gurl could get naughty
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                            • #15
                              Typing teacher from high scool I was 14 she was 32!!! Damn I miss high school! Never did learn to type.
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                              • #16
                                Oh jeeze....
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                                • #17
                                  when i was 13 or 14 one of the gurls that hung around the clubhouse when my dad was prez. would give me a hummer every friday nite or really whenever i wanted one.
                                  Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by wndchsr View Post
                                    I'll talk about blowing shit up and breaking things but I aint touching this one.

                                    Chicken shit? erboxerboxerbox You know ya wantta!!!
                                    OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                                    With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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                                    • #19
                                      I was dating a dancer outside of Ft Dix. For my birthday she had her room mate come out with a bow on! Damn fine weekend!!!
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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by ruby4me View Post
                                        Typing teacher from high scool I was 14 she was 32!!! Damn I miss high school! Never did learn to type.
                                        :) me too but a sub. lol
                                        Appalachian Redneck

                                        "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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