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  • So....it went like this....

    Wife: Have you looked in the garden lately?

    Me: No.

    Wife: There's bird pecking where the seeds are planted.

    Me: Oh.

    Wife: They're eating the seeds we planted:

    Me: Birds do that.

    Wife: You should make a scarecrow or something.

    Me: Uh-huh.

    {{one hour later}}

    Me: Scarecrows done.

    Wife: Already?

    Me: Yep.

    Wife: {walks to window}} YOU'RE KIDDING.

    Me: Nope.

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    You did it all by yourself! But that's not going to get you out of the dog house Dave!
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    • #3
      Nice touch with the stripes on the oil can..
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        I swear I can see a sitcom ------ "Dave's Place"
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        • #5
          Cool! But its nekkid!!!! I think it needs a scarf or something tied around its neck, maybe some streamers on the end of its hands....ya know a little movement will help keep the birds away.....oh one of those skirts like the belly dancers wear stapled on around the bottom of the can...:)
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          • #6
            V - Do you mean some fringe???
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            • #7
              Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
              V - Do you mean some fringe???
              Oh yeah!!!!
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              • #8
                Dave, I don't think she had your spare bike parts in mind. I bet she gave it a big





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                • #9
                  Wife - 1
                  Dave - 0.99

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                  • #10
                    I'd give Dave a point on that, that's awesome. Doubt it'll scare anything away but it's still awesome
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                    • #11
                      BRILLIANT!!
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                      • #12
                        That is wayyyy to awesome!!!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hot Yoga View Post
                          That is wayyyy to awesome!!!
                          So is that cheeseburger.....
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                          • #14
                            oh ya... it was nummy!!!
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                            • #15
                              I dont think the birds is gonna be scart. jus sayin.
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                              • #16
                                burd net hehe then yur wife will know yur smart may even think you drink Dos Equis


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                                • #17
                                  It's only missin' a bit of duct tape... then it'll skeer the birds for sure!

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                                    hehe kinda aprapo
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                                    • #19
                                      Pretty creative, Dave!!!
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                                      • #20
                                        Only Dave,:)
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