So....it went like this....

[Dave63]

Wife: Have you looked in the garden lately?

Me: No.

Wife: There's bird pecking where the seeds are planted.

Me: Oh.

Wife: They're eating the seeds we planted:

Me: Birds do that.

Wife: You should make a scarecrow or something.

Me: Uh-huh.

{{one hour later}}

Me: Scarecrows done.

Wife: Already?

Me: Yep.

Wife: {walks to window}} YOU'RE KIDDING.

Me: Nope.

Head-Softail aircleaner
Arms- 7/8" drag bars for jap bike
Body-Sunoco oil can
Legs-Vintage Honda mufflers

[Boss]

You did it all by yourself! But that's not going to get you out of the dog house Dave!

[DevilDog]

Nice touch with the stripes on the oil can..

[krcampbell]

I swear I can see a sitcom ------ "Dave's Place"

[V-Girl]

Cool! But its nekkid!!!! I think it needs a scarf or something tied around its neck, maybe some streamers on the end of its hands....ya know a little movement will help keep the birds away.....oh one of those skirts like the belly dancers wear stapled on around the bottom of the can...:)

[Boss]

V - Do you mean some fringe???

[V-Girl]

V - Do you mean some fringe???

Oh yeah!!!!

[Dan]

Dave, I don't think she had your spare bike parts in mind. I bet she gave it a big

[Boss]

Wife - 1
Dave - 0.99

[H8TANK]

I'd give Dave a point on that, that's awesome. Doubt it'll scare anything away but it's still awesome

[RubberDown]

BRILLIANT!!

[Hot Pink Harley]

That is wayyyy to awesome!!!

[RubberDown]

That is wayyyy to awesome!!!

So is that cheeseburger.....

[Hot Pink Harley]

oh ya... it was nummy!!!

[vlade]

I dont think the birds is gonna be scart. jus sayin.

[vlade]

burd net hehe then yur wife will know yur smart may even think you drink Dos Equis

http://www.memphisnet.net/product/2690/netting_bird_protect

[Monk]

It's only missin' a bit of duct tape... then it'll skeer the birds for sure!

Nice Effort, Dave!

[vlade]

hehe kinda aprapo

[B-Man]

Pretty creative, Dave!!!

[Dixiecrat]

Only Dave,:)