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    Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

    Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside , San Diego , California .

    One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.

    The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location.

    Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps. Base Commander for shutting down his equipment.


    The reply came back in true USMC style:

    'Thank you for your letter.

    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

    The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.

    Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

    Semper Fi
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    Semper Fi! Way too funny.....
    .
    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
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    • #3
      And a HOOAH from me...too funny !!!!!!
      Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

      Can weld anything but a broken heart

      ......It's a rebar thing.....
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      • #4
        Excellent story!
        Mike Tickle
        Herd # One hundred
        2012 Ultra Limited
        USAF Retired (SMSgt)

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        • #5
          ha ha ha ha. Love our American jet fighters. They can rattle my house anytime. balls to the wall pilots!
          HERD Member #00086
          09 FXDF "PABS"

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          • #6
            HELL YEA !
            Appalachian Redneck

            "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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            • #7
              :):):) love it
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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              • #8
                Love the base Commanders response, classic Jar-Head. :)
                Herd Member #87
                US Navy Veteran

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                • #9
                  hahahahahahaha!! Great story!!
                  OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                  2014 FLHXS
                  U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                  • #10
                    How do ya say it................................................ ................oh yeah......................kewl!!!
                    OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                    With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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                    RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                    • #11
                      Bad mother fugger!
                      Proud Herd Member #00094
                      2010 FXDC
                      Keep it real.
                      Rubberdown

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                      • #12
                        He shoudla just let the system do it's job and pulled the trigger.....




                        (That's for the verbal warning I got about doing 63 in a 60)
                        "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......"

                        "Double secret agent 00019......"

                        "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in." H. Simpson

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