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    Perfect Love Story

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The End
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

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    ......It's a rebar thing.....
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    Sure does sound perfect!
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    • #3
      Wow...The perfect life!!!!
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      • #4
        How did he poop with the seat up??? :)
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        • #5
          I wouldn't worry about that, V, you're lucky to get a single guy to even use the toilet at all. I would know, I was single once
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          • #6
            Can pee outside with the dawgs...don;t bother me.....
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            • #7
              About ten years ago, I lived in this big ass house with 8 of my rowdiest and most retarded alcoholi friends, out by the tree even would have been nice. Beer bottles were closer
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              • #8
                We were the target of an op ed on how the city needed to enforce certain standards in rental properties but that was after the mail man got stuck by a sword in the front yard. We were legendary
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by H8TANK View Post
                  About ten years ago, I lived in this big ass house with 8 of my rowdiest and most retarded alcoholi friends, out by the tree even would have been nice. Beer bottles were closer
                  yeah seen that done....it the bottle feels warm don't go there!!!!:beating
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                  • #10
                    :laughout :laughout
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                    • #11
                      funny stuff, Lee!!!!!!
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                      • #12
                        I need a place to live.... I would love a party house... anyone got any ideas???
                        But I still need my salon in the house to work tho...
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                        • #13
                          I'll take ya In, Cindy!!!
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                          • #14
                            thank you!!!!
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                            I miss you Rick, you goofball
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
                              Can pee outside with the dawgs...don;t bother me.....
                              as long as nobody messes with my favorite tree, we can be friends
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                              • #16
                                Lee that brought a tear to my eye.... LOL
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