TheAirport Solution

[hawkmann]

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners
at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of
this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a
longand expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're
in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..........

Works for me!

[Boss]

:laughoutYou sure have a way with words.....Thanks for opening a Stand-By seat....:laughout

[Dixiecrat]

:):):laughout:)

[krcampbell]

works for me

[Crocodile56]

And will put many cleaning people to work!!!!

[Tick]

We all know that the simplest solution is the best!

[gruss]

Hawk, your a genius....I'll vote for your nomination to head up the NTSA......LOL !!

[jirvin]

That will work. Quick and easy.

[Dan]

Could you imagine the other annoucement coming over the PA "clean up gate 6"

[steveston]

Sounds like a fair trial to me and saves on taxpayers money as well...Its a Win / Win for all of us especially the martyr...He gets to go to his savior early...He should be billed for the opportunity as well....