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    I liked this one.
    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the
    local sheriff mobilized and descended on the area in force. When they got
    there, the disaster was obvious. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only
    a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The
    sheriff and his men searched the smoking mess but could find no remains of
    anyone, including the President.

    They spotted a farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all
    happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

    "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this
    terrible accident happen?"

    "Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's
    engine.

    "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"

    "Yep." Says Hank unconcernedly.

    "Were there any survivors?" asks the sheriff with a glimmer of hope in his
    voice.

    "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer answered. "I done buried them
    all myself. Took me most of the morning."

    "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

    "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept sayin' he
    wasn't, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
    Official Herd Dumbass
    (Ask anybody)

    MONK
    Crocified '07 XL1200C
    Herd #34

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    OOHHHHHhhhh,Dang,I thought this was gonna be the real deal.:)
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    • #3
      I like it!!!!!
      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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