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  • You Know You Are a Biker When...

    You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.


    Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take more beer.


    Your best friends are named after animals.


    Your best shoes have steel toes.


    You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.


    Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
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  • #2
    Funny but I discovered a six pack of bottles will fit nicely in my saddle bags and still leave room for some chips.....
    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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    • #3
      You wash out your air cleaner in the kitchen sink......
      Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

      Can weld anything but a broken heart

      ......It's a rebar thing.....
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      • #4
        And park your wifes new car outside in the rain so your Harley stays dry...

        Then spend the whole next day cleaning the garage
        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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        • #5
          don't be puttin' no label on me!
          Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JimP View Post
            Funny but I discovered a six pack of bottles will fit nicely in my saddle bags and still leave room for some chips.....
            Funny how the saddles can accommodate box wine also....
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            • #7
              Your three piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket
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              • #8
                Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
                Funny how the saddles can accommodate box wine also....
                drill you a hole and hang the tap out of the bags,
                Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BigWorm View Post
                  don't be puttin' no label on me!
                  :):)
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                  • #10
                    When your tool shed gets raided by the DEA...


                    Or when the f*cking Sheriff's Dept has a goddamned Helicopter hovering 20' over your back yard for about half an hour, aiming some sort of device at your house.


                    That may not make you a "biker" but is sure let's you know you're being stereotyped......and that one of your neighbors is a motherf*cking sackless peice of sh*t that will smile to your face, while calling the cops on you if you fart outside too loudly...
                    Last edited by Motive; 07-14-2010, 09:40 AM.
                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JimP View Post
                      And park your wifes new car outside in the rain so your Harley stays dry...

                      Then spend the whole next day cleaning the garage
                      Well, I don't consider myself a biker. I'm just a guy who now has Harleys. But my bikes do have the entire 2-car garage and my pickup and the wife's car are parked in the driveway. And I do keep the garage pretty clean -- it's my room!
                      Last edited by Tucson_Tim; 07-14-2010, 09:50 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BigWorm View Post
                        drill you a hole and hang the tap out of the bags,
                        Hmmm...


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                        • #13
                          my f-250 super duty sits outside, while my wifes car and the harley sit inside.....A man has to make sacrifices.......LOL !
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Motive View Post
                            When your tool shed gets raided by the DEA...


                            Or when the f*cking Sheriff's Dept has a goddamned Helicopter hovering 20' over your back yard for about half an hour, aiming some sort of device at your house.


                            That may not make you a "biker" but is sure let's you know you're being stereotyped......and that one of your neighbors is a motherf*cking sackless peice of sh*t that will smile to your face, while calling the cops on you if you fart outside too loudly...
                            why dont you quit sugar coating it Mo, and tell us how you really feel............:):):)
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                            • #15
                              My bad, the rant just kept building up as I typed it...

                              Oh....

                              DISCLAIMER: I've never been raided by the DEA.
                              Last edited by Motive; 07-14-2010, 09:57 AM.
                              It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by TheBoss View Post
                                Hmmm...


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                                need to move it up a little , so you don't burn yer cup.
                                Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by Motive View Post
                                  My bad, the rant just kept building up as I typed it...

                                  Oh....

                                  DISCLAIMER: I've never been raided by the DEA.
                                  Rrrrright.......(wink)................LOL !!
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                                  • #18
                                    If that were to happen, I'd be inclined to get a group photo of the event.
                                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                                    • #19
                                      the hard saddlebags on the Electra Glides make outstanding beer coolers.
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                                      • #20
                                        You don't think its a good party till someone rides a bike in and does doughnuts in the living room
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