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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    WHEN YOU'RE OLD

    AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.


    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!":)
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  • #2
    Old guys rule!!!
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    • #3
      hope that's a true story...

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      • #4
        :):):)
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        • #5
          :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
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          • #6
            that'll learn em
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            • #7
              That's funny as hell
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              • #8
                You all laugh but I've been to calls like that. It's amazing the stories you hear to get us out there faster. It works the other way too. I've been to call where calls where I have several people that need to go to jail and I know there are no back up units close. I'll key the radio (it makes a loud beep noise when you key it) and ask for a unit or two check by knowing the dispatcher will tell me over the radio that she'll try to get one to me. I'll then key the radio then release it quickly. With radio not keyed, I'll speak into it and say, " That's clear, I'll just start killing the ones that move!" I'll quickly turn off the volume, key the mic so there is no beep and say..."so just have one check by when they can." I do it so fast it all sounds like one conversation. The dispatcher will get back on the radio and say, "That's clear (means Okay)." You should see the looks on the everyone's faces after all that happens. I'll tell you one thing no one moves.

                I did it one time while I was training a rookie and I thought the guy was going to shit his pants when the dispatcher said, "okay".
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                • #9
                  That's pretty funny!
                  The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CLL375 View Post
                    You all laugh but I've been to calls like that. It's amazing the stories you hear to get us out there faster. It works the other way too. I've been to call where calls where I have several people that need to go to jail and I know there are no back up units close. I'll key the radio (it makes a loud beep noise when you key it) and ask for a unit or two check by knowing the dispatcher will tell me over the radio that she'll try to get one to me. I'll then key the radio then release it quickly. With radio not keyed, I'll speak into it and say, " That's clear, I'll just start killing the ones that move!" I'll quickly turn off the volume, key the mic so there is no beep and say..."so just have one check by when they can." I do it so fast it all sounds like one conversation. The dispatcher will get back on the radio and say, "That's clear (means Okay)." You should see the looks on the everyone's faces after all that happens. I'll tell you one thing no one moves.

                    I did it one time while I was training a rookie and I thought the guy was going to shit his pants when the dispatcher said, "okay".
                    I would love to see that in person! Too funny!

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                    • #11
                      Shoot I'll call the cops for a hangnail anymore ,, I find he who calls first usually wins,, I had some nonwinner events,,, Let them do all the paper work and stuff.
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                      • #12
                        Like Hoss, hope that was true. MAybe next time he will shoot.
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                        • #13
                          Great story and it made me laugh.
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