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    A cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.


    The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!


    The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!










































    Why are you scrolling..? It's your turn to speak...


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    :) You must be bored down South....What, rain getting to you already? :)
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        wave wave wave wave
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          uummmmmmmmmmmmm........not funny, not funny
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            Hey Monk...I was expecting something profound too.... :)
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              Well ya got me.:watching:watching
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                Been sniffing exhaust fumes again I see!!!
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                  Originally posted by Crocodile56 View Post
                  Been sniffing exhaust fumes again I see!!!
                  Croc - You gotta do something about your people down there. They are getting out of hand.....:)
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                    Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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                      :):):)
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                        Hook, Line & Sinker: Signed the Ol' Fart........erboxerboxerbox
                        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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                            :ouch:ouch
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                              I didn't scroll down --- really I didn't
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                                Kirb.....Yes you did....We all did...
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                                  I Farted..........................:) :) :)
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                                    Originally posted by Blackdog 15 View Post
                                    I Farted..........................:) :) :)
                                    That don't mean your old, it just might only mean your full of shi..........Glenn
                                    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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