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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
    At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"
    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
    "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."

    He never heard the gunshot. :) :)
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
    HERD member # 00015

  • #2
    Tooooo Funny!!

    Chris (Steveston)
    Herd # 93
    Retired Navy Vet

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    • #3
      :laughout
      Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

      RubberDown/Double Secret Agent #19 and Ozzyrral #213...RIP
      We will ride again wndchsr...
      'If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.' - Katherine Hepburn

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      • #4
        :laughout:laughout
        SGT. Christopher J Truhe
        US Army 4th Infantry Division
        Official HERD Member #00131

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        • #5
          ALARCOGAILINIAKSKYMDMIMNMSMONENMNCOHOKPASDTNTXUTWV WIWYsm.jpg
          Josh #00042
          R.I.P. Dad 1951-2015

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          • #6
            haha!
            It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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            • #7
              :):):)
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


              www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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              • #8
                :laughout:laughout
                Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
                Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
                Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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                • #9
                  HEHEHE!!
                  HERD MEMBER #0057

                  If i only had more time..............

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CRAIGERHD View Post
                    HEHEHE!!
                    :dan:dan
                    Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
                    Very Proud member #99
                    Official Herd Hugger
                    Count your life by smiles, not tears:
                    Count your age by friends, not years.
                    Old bikers don't gray, they CHROME OUT!!

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                    • #11
                      :laughout
                      Appalachian Redneck

                      "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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                      • #12
                        :gun:laughout
                        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                        • #13
                          ...
                          Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

                          Member #0006 :babe

                          "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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                          • #14
                            :laughout
                            Member #125 (Becky)
                            NEVER GO FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
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                            • #15
                              :):):):)
                              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                              2014 FLHXS
                              U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                              • #16
                                ha ha ha now that about caused me to piss me pants...lol
                                HERD Member #00086
                                09 FXDF "PABS"

                                R.I.P. Rick Massey "Double secret agent 00019......"
                                Rubberdown, Ride forever more in peace brother

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