Oil Flow Stopped

[Ironhead]

Breaking News !!! BP got the oil leak stopped !!! They slipped a big wedding ring on the end of the pipe and it quit putting out !!!!

[SofaPilot]

YUP that does it every time

:aahhh:aahhh:aahhh:aahhh:aahhh

[vlade]

Breaking News !!! BP got the oil leak stopped !!! They slipped a big wedding ring on the end of the pipe and it quit putting out !!!!

that can only be true.

[MrMarty51]

Now that is some funny kind of stuff right there.
AAN there is one food to shut off a womans desire and it is called "Wedding Cake".

[Rainrider]

Once the catch is made, the bait ain't necessary anymore. That's why so many start fishing elsewhere.

[MrMarty51]

Once the catch is made, the bait ain't necessary anymore. That's why so many start fishing elsewhere.

OOOHHHHHhhhh so thats what happens.erbox

[Dave63]

Not only did it quit putting out, but it also stopped giving head, handjobs and making dinners other then what the directions state: "Place in preheated oven for 50-55 minutes. Let stand for 5 minutes before eating."

[vlade]

Tick said to buy em a louafa does that get ya anywhere?

[Tick]

No, not a loffuafa. You need one of them puffy things.

[vlade]

I'm confused I thught a puffy thing was a louaffa

[Dave63]

Doesn't anyone use a freaken sponge anymore?

[vlade]

Doesn't anyone use a freaken sponge anymore?

truc and bike washin???? Why get off topic Dave?

[Tick]

I used a loaufa once to sand dry wall seams, is that what we're talking about. I take no responsibility for hi-jacking this thread, just saying...

[vlade]

Boss has probably got a louafa he drink box wine and all

[vlade]

Did ya take a Loaffa campin an have it in the tent with ya DAVE?? Enquirin minds..

[Dave63]

Boss has probably got a louafa he drink box wine and all

Makes ya wonder, but in his defense, he drinks that wine in a dirty glass.....so it's ok.

I say if you wanna stop that oil leak, shove a 3 lbs piece of imported swiss cheese in it. Not sure if it'll work on an oil pipe, but I ate that much once and didn't shit for days.............

[vlade]

Makes ya wonder, but in his defense, he drinks that wine in a dirty glass.....so it's ok.I say if you wanna stop that oil leak, shove a 3 lbs piece of imported swiss cheese in it. Not sure if it'll work on an oil pipe, but I ate that much once and didn't shit for days.............

Depends a couple finger smudges dont count

[Dave63]

Depends a couple finger smudges dont count

No.....it's from his lipstick.

[vlade]

No.....it's from his lipstick.

I had no idea!!!!! bet he's gotta be real careful in the yellow zuit suit

[vlade]

Bach to the cheese plug ,,,Daves fabricatin,,, everybody knows that dont happen no more since the swiss started puttin holes in they cheese