In Trouble Again

[gtoracer]

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "are you nuts? You're 70+ years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes again?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.


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[vlade]

lolololololol

[wndchsr]

[JimP]

Just had a visual image of a 70 year old and a prostitute flash through my mind...... Gotta run for another beer to erase it!! :vgirl

[Boss]

:laughout:laughouterbox:laughout

[H8TANK]

sexy, kinda

[Dixiecrat]

:)

[Ironhead]

:):):):):):)

[Crocodile56]

:laughout wave:vgirl

[PeeBuddy]

Damn

[RubberDown]

Gummers, eh??!!