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    Cooking SUCKS!!!!!

    Just had the fire dept here again....2 trucks, they were glad it was a false alarm, the dogs were not happy.

    There can not be a bit of smoke created in this house or the thing goes off, way too sensitive! Good no one here smokes!:smoke

    I give up! from now on its salad and thats it! :skeleton
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    You might opt for solar cookin its outside and its pretty harmless.
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      My brother says his wife knows dinner is ready when she sees the smoke.....Glenn

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      • #4
        If cooking "sucked" more married men would be doing it..........
        **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dave63 View Post
          If cooking "sucked" more married men would be doing it..........
          I could work out a deal here...:laughout

          No wonder I like :bbq its outside!!!!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by V-Girl View Post
            I could work out a deal here...:laughout

            No wonder I like :bbq its outside!!!!
            I love deals............
            **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

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            • #7
              Barter people...Barter.
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              • #8
                I was setting off the alarm in our trailer when we did out camping/dirtbiking weekend...
                everyone would say.. Oh its ok, Cindys just cooking again..
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                • #9
                  why am i not surprised jane.................................
                  Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BigWorm View Post
                    why am i not surprised jane.................................
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                    • #11
                      Cookin is easy:

                      It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                      • #12
                        Jane does not = Buscuits.
                        **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

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                        • #13
                          :aahhh the dreaded BISCUITS!!!!!!
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                          • #14
                            Why does the fire dept come just because your smoke detector goes off? When I over smoke the house up I just knock the stupid thing off the ceiling or remove the battery. You must be setup to have yours monitored by FD AND PD?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by jirvin View Post
                              Why does the fire dept come just because your smoke detector goes off? When I over smoke the house up I just knock the stupid thing off the ceiling or remove the battery. You must be setup to have yours monitored by FD AND PD?
                              Ankle monitor for criminals, and fire monitor for the kitchen challenged.......I personally think they put in those monitors so they could head on over to the "V" residence every time the stove gets lit....IMHO

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                                Originally posted by gruss View Post
                                Ankle monitor for criminals, and fire monitor for the kitchen challenged.......I personally think they put in those monitors so they could head on over to the "V" residence every time the stove gets lit....IMHO

                                :vgirl:):)

                                Just keep the buns out of the oven.........
                                In lieu of actually seeing a pic ov V-Girl, I will give her the benefit of the doubt and agree that the guys at the FD are hoping she sets the thing off just to go visit her. You can't blame them I guess! lol
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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by jirvin View Post
                                  In lieu of actually seeing a pic ov V-Girl, I will give her the benefit of the doubt and agree that the guys at the FD are hoping she sets the thing off just to go visit her. You can't blame them I guess! lol
                                  You don't know the half of it.................. I'm trying to join her fire department, as we speak........ :)
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                                  • #18
                                    They're just hoping to get to use their hoses.
                                    It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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                                      Kitchen challenged......:)
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                                      • #20
                                        Maybe they are hoping for a free meal! Fireman like to eat!
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