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  • 30 Things I learned at Paintsville.

    1.) You can never own a big enough tarp.

    2.) Harley people are some of the best people god ever made.

    3.) Dixie and his family are even more generous and genuine, in person.

    4.) Walmart attracts strange people.....at home, or in Kentucky.

    5.) DevilDogBagger snores really loud, and blames his Goldwing riding friend.

    6.) I never run out of jokes.

    7.) RebaRed is a great passenger!

    8.) G-spot likes to write on vehicles.

    9.) Boss and his wife are top-notch folks.

    10.) Turtles that have painted shells need to be striped. Just sayin'...

    11.) Dan hates rain......almost as much as listening to my pipes all day.

    12.) 1400 miles in 3 days of riding my motorcycle makes my azz hurt.

    13.) BigWorm's wife should be nominated for Sainthood.

    14.) Check_valve is a terrific chef.

    15.) Ironhead makes killer pork chops....!

    16.) Kentucky is a beautiful state.

    17.) You can't hang pictures on tent walls with nails.

    18.) 16 year old bikes will run all day long if you love them enough.

    19.) You CAN carry 4 people on a Harley, if you have a sidecar.

    20.) Shoney's is my new favorite place to eat.

    21.) If you take expensive sunglasses to Kentucky, keep them on your face.

    22.) Talapia tastes just like catfish. It only cost me a dollar to find out.

    23.) Pick a closer campsite to the bathrooms.

    24.) Pack less stuff.

    25.) I can ride to an event by myself, and make 50 new friends in 3 days.

    26.) 95sportychick is funny when she drinks.

    27.) I never liked Pug dogs, until I met Cloe.

    28.) My rainsuit leaks in the crotch.

    29.) If Josh were any skinnier, he'd fall through his own azzhole and hang himself...!!

    30.) After almost 600 miles of riding, "Yatesville State Park" and "Paintsville State Park" look almost the same.



    The David James Memorial was a blast. I had more fun there then I can ever recall at any event, ever. I met some of the nicest people and felt honored to be included in their company. I truley felt at home and will remember it for the rest of my life.

    The ride through the Kentucky backroads was stunning. The scenery was beautiful and I had the greatest riding partner to go with me!! All I had to do was ask, and a piece of chewing gum appeared in front of me!!

    It was a time to remember. At the dinner saturday night, I got a little choked up, when Brian put a picture of his brother, David, on the table, and told us a little about him, from his point of view. Brian talked about his brother, and spoke of him in a proud voice, bragging about his accomplishments and telling us of the man he was and will be remembered as. He is terribly missed. I'd be a better man had I had the honer of meeting him.

    From the moment I got there, Dixie stunned me with his generosity. He treated me as if he knew me all his life. If this world had more people like him and his family, we'd be better off.

    I was sad to leave. It went so quick.

    In closing, I'd also like to thank Jeff Irvin, his wife and "Cloe" for following us in the chase vehicle, ready to scoop up any unsuspecting bike with mechanical issues and keeping our backs safe during the ride. It was a comfort knowing they were there.

    See you guys and gals at the next one.........
    **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

    "No two motorcycles should be the same. Your bike should be based on your creativity, and whatever's going on in your life at that time..." Jesse James


    HERD Member #10

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    Very nice Dave! If we had more people like you, Dixie, the Irvins and everyone that popped up at HERDSTOCK, the world would definately be a better place.

    Your #31 should be....You go to Paintsville and you come home with bigger balls!
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    2010 FLHX - Street Glide - 146,200 miles
    HERD MEMBER #00003

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    • #3
      Funny you mention that......they're hanging from the back of my truck. I put them on last night!!
      **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

      "No two motorcycles should be the same. Your bike should be based on your creativity, and whatever's going on in your life at that time..." Jesse James


      HERD Member #10

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      • #4
        I saw that.........My phone started the censorship ring with porn warnings when you sent the picture! LOL

        It was a fuggen great pleasure meeting you in person! I'm sure eveyone feels the same way. You also made a good impression to my better half and lovely wife "Sandra". I thank you for restraining your erotic behavior. LOL again!

        Thanks again Dave! You are a gentleman and a scholar! thumbs-up!!!
        .
        2010 FLHX - Street Glide - 146,200 miles
        HERD MEMBER #00003

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        • #5
          ANd Dave, it was a great honor meeting you as well as everyone else there. You are absolutely right, Dixie and his family showed more sincere generosity than I have ever experienced
          Ride in Peace Wndchsr


          www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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          • #6
            :95:95:95:95:95:95:95:95:95:95

            Wish I had been there, Love your post!!!

            And yes Dave, nails don't work so good.......
            OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
            With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
            FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
            RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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            • #7
              I also learned that when you leave camp, you should hang your dirty skivvies on the site marker
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


              www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
                I also learned that when you leave camp, you should hang your dirty skivvies on the site marker
                was them your drawers under stonecrabs truck?
                Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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                • #9
                  I refuse responsibility for anything :):):):)
                  Ride in Peace Wndchsr


                  www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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                  • #10
                    # 5 is just bullshit... LOL and Jerry said that you might have to put some more zeros on that 20 dollar offer. On a side note he is going to test ride baggers this weekend.... I think that we have converted him.

                    Dave it was an honor to finally meet you. I look forward to future rides and gatherings with all my new family.
                    HERD # 00075
                    08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
                    USMC Veteran

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                    • #11
                      A couple I learned as well

                      don't let a city boy try and build a campfire and people panic pretty quickly when they think your boot is on fire.
                      HERD Member #114
                      2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
                      When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
                      If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

                      AKA: DAN

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                      • #12
                        I forgot about your boot on fire.......that was just funny........
                        **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

                        "No two motorcycles should be the same. Your bike should be based on your creativity, and whatever's going on in your life at that time..." Jesse James


                        HERD Member #10

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                        • #13
                          Great list, Dave! Too funny! It was an honor meeting you and my wife enjoyed talking to you too! I know "Chloe" misses the Herd. She seems lost. lol

                          It was our pleasure to help out Dixie to make the Ky Herdstock 2010 an event that most could just ride to or show up to and have a good time without having to worry about having things. My wife already mentioned that she would suck it up next year and drive the rig if we need it again and I can ride my bike! lol I got a keeper!
                          Jeff
                          09 FLHRCI
                          Herd Member #00045

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                          • #14
                            Great meeting you Dave. I do wished we had more time as you know we only had a short time to unwind an meet all that was there.
                            I think now that Jerry has a bad azz HD sticker he most certainly needs a real bike to go with it <Grin> J/K Jerry (maybe not) lol Good man forsure.
                            BTW there was a pair of boxers in the parking lot. Must've gotten a bit more wild after we left that nite. I'll not ask...
                            Till the next time Dave. saaaaaluuuuute
                            HERD Member #00086
                            09 FXDF "PABS"

                            R.I.P. Rick Massey "Double secret agent 00019......"
                            Rubberdown, Ride forever more in peace brother

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by StoneCrab View Post
                              BTW there was a pair of boxers in the parking lot. Must've gotten a bit more wild after we left that nite. I'll not ask...
                              Till the next time Dave. saaaaaluuuuute
                              You probably dont really want to know Stone.....LOL
                              Herd Member #87
                              US Navy Veteran

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                              • #16
                                FWIW: I wear briefs........
                                **Note: The technical info I provide is suggestive. I am not a perfeshunel.

                                "No two motorcycles should be the same. Your bike should be based on your creativity, and whatever's going on in your life at that time..." Jesse James


                                HERD Member #10

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by Dave63 View Post
                                  FWIW: I wear briefs........
                                  You just a sexy devil... oops Was I thinking or typin.. Kelly Bundy syndrome again.
                                  HERD Member #00086
                                  09 FXDF "PABS"

                                  R.I.P. Rick Massey "Double secret agent 00019......"
                                  Rubberdown, Ride forever more in peace brother

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                                  • #18
                                    Dave, it was a pleasure and I agree with your list. StratHD and his crew can sure snore up a storm also........
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                                    HS IV,V,VI wanted to go.....

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                                    • #19
                                      Well, I always figured I missed out on a Fantastic event, and now I know I did....But I "WILL" be at herdstock 2011....Bank on it....g
                                      U.S. Army "Retired"
                                      (Disabled Veteran)

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by gruss View Post
                                        Well, I always figured I missed out on a Fantastic event, and now I know I did....
                                        You and me both, next year will be much higher up on the priority list...
                                        It's not "derailed", as long as the last post relates to the post above it...it's just on a different rail, heading into a more interesting direction

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