Oh... now I understand!

[Monk]

July 8,1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60
years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object
(UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule
ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered
up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

:crazy

[gtoracer]

A little know fact that sheds alot of light on things political....Glenn erboxerboxerboxerbox

[Crocodile56]

Monk, your a sick puppy!!!

[MOTOCROSSER]

:crazy

that explains it all right there monk!!!!

[Osco*]

Monk, your a sick puppy!!!

Croc you have no idea... We wus hangin in the shade at a river boat ramp n park and This "Monk" of ours Hollers "HEY",,Jumps off his bike,,hits the ground runnin, I bout chit and spin and follow him anyways, not a clue to whats happening.
Crazy mutha slams into a Ford F-250 flatbed with a boat trailer on it and Digs in,,,so do I,,and we stop it in about 6 feet. The red neck boy left It in Neutral and no park brake. was silently headed for people,,wouldda got ugly.
I'm gonna hav ta keep an eye on dat boy,,,

[MOTOCROSSER]

what the hell is goin on down there osco!??

[Osco*]

what the hell is goin on down there osco!??

It's the Florida heat n skeeters thats all,

[MOTOCROSSER]

It's the Florida heat n skeeters thats all,

you can keep the skeeters osco! but send the heat up here !!!hell i had my woodstove burnin earlier this week!!!global warming my ass!!!!

[MrMarty51]

I wondered why them azz hats was so liberal with OUR money,theys illegal and jackass aliens ta boot.

And yes,there is winter storm warnings out over to the west side of here,think I`ll light the stove now.

[gruss]

Yup, I knew it !!!!

[Monk]

Croc you have no idea... We wus hangin in the shade at a river boat ramp n park and This "Monk" of ours Hollers "HEY",,Jumps off his bike,,hits the ground runnin, I bout chit and spin and follow him anyways, not a clue to whats happening.
Crazy mutha slams into a Ford F-250 flatbed with a boat trailer on it and Digs in,,,so do I,,and we stop it in about 6 feet. The red neck boy left It in Neutral and no park brake. was silently headed for people,,wouldda got ugly.
I'm gonna hav ta keep an eye on dat boy,,,

I forgot all about that! An' he DID follow me in without question. Says a lot.
Some people y'can rely on... good t'know.

The asshat had pulled this rig up to the barriers, got out and was walkin' away towards the water, for a second I thought the Earth was movin', but then I realized it was the truck rollin' backwards down the hill.
I didn't think, just reacted. We got it stopped in time to avoid any collisions (with the trees or the driver or bystanders).

Hell a 10,000 pound truck and trailer on an incline vs. me an' Osco - we had good odds.

[Rainrider]

Monk, I was familiar with the Roswell, NM incident, but never made the connection regarding the ensuing few months. That clears up a lot for me. Thanks for posting!