Wisdom of the Ages

[Happy Hours]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to wee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

:madcow:wolfer

[Classy]

I have never been drunk. :wine:beer:classy NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bjones00070]

I have never been drunk. :wine:beer:classy NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at least not today.....YET

[Crocodile56]

:classy when she got home :chugger 30 minutes after she got home :wine and now......................:fatbob:fatbob:fatbob

[B-Man]

Funny stuff HH!!:laughout

[Rainrider]

Been there done that!

[Dimoncutr]

Beer there done that!

Fixed it for ya.

[H8TANK]

Why would you even want to use anything in the first two categories in a sentence when you're plowed? I stick to "another" and that's about it

[Rainrider]

Fixed it for ya.

Much better! Thanks.

[Crocodile56]

Been beers being beer before beer bean beer free berz more beer!

Wat I say....I drinking Rum!!!

:wine:wine:wine:wine