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    Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
    'They're mating,' her father replied..
    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
    'A Daddy Longlegs', her father answered.
    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
    Looking a little puzzled, she thought for a moment then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

    'Well,' she said, 'that may be okay in California, but we're not having any of that shit in Florida!!!
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    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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      way to go girl. lol
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          Good one wave! Just sent this to one (or two) in CA.
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                PS - Happy, are you takin' your avatar to Herdstock? PLEASE!


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                  Thats funny right there...
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                    i dont care who you are, thats some funny chit right there
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                      Man I think you could hang a 7/8" box end off that

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