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  • You may be a REDNECK if....

    1. If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
    2. If you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
    3. If your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
    4. If you burn your yard rather than mow it.
    5. If the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
    6. If you offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
    7. If you have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
    8. If you come back from the dump with more than you took.
    9. If the trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.
    10. If your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
    11. If you go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
    12. If you know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

      If you have a rag for a gas cap.
    13. If you've ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
    14. If your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
    15. If you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
    16. If your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
    17. If there is a murder and DNA tests indicate practically everyone in the community is a suspect.
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    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
    HERD MEMBER #00003


  • #2
    Funny Stuff Boss......I think we have a few up here in the north....
    Chris (Steveston)
    Herd # 93
    Retired Navy Vet

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    • #3
      So what are you trying to say? :laughout
      Herd Member #87
      US Navy Veteran

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      • #4
        Damn Wnd their on to us.....
        HERD # 00075
        08 Stage II 103 Ultra Classic
        USMC Veteran

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        • #5
          18 - if you drive 10 hours and use your last vacation day to come to Charlotte NC to visit the nascar hall of fame.
          Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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          • #6
            I went from "may be" to "are" on #1.

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            • #7
              19. if everyone in a wedding party, including the bride and groom, have the same last name
              Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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              • #8
                20. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys
                HERDSTER #00115
                Herdstock II survivor
                Herdstock III survivor
                Herdstock IV survivor
                Herdstock VI survivor
                MOO TON CREW member
                I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that

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                • #9
                  22. You can get divorced and still be cousins
                  HERD MEMBER #00027
                  Riding for LT. Tim Campbell (LEO)
                  In Memory of Rubberdown RIP HERD #00019
                  In Memory of Betsy
                  In Memory of Sabrina

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                  • #10
                    23. if you ever started a conversation with "Hey, ya'll watch this"
                    HERD MEMBER #00027
                    Riding for LT. Tim Campbell (LEO)
                    In Memory of Rubberdown RIP HERD #00019
                    In Memory of Betsy
                    In Memory of Sabrina

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                    • #11
                      24. ...if you go to family reunions looking to pick up chicks.
                      H1E2R8D

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                      • #12
                        funny stuff, Boss!!
                        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                        2014 FLHXS
                        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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