- If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
- If you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
- If your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
- If you burn your yard rather than mow it.
- If the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- If you offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
- If you have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
- If you come back from the dump with more than you took.
- If the trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.
- If your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- If you go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
- If you know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
If you have a rag for a gas cap. - If you've ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
- If your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
- If you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
- If your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
- If there is a murder and DNA tests indicate practically everyone in the community is a suspect.
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20. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeysHERDSTER #00115
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I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that
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