You may be a REDNECK if....

[Boss]

1. If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. If you can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
3. If your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. If you burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. If the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
6. If you offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
7. If you have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
8. If you come back from the dump with more than you took.
9. If the trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.
10. If your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
11. If you go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
12. If you know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
    
    If you have a rag for a gas cap.
13. If you've ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
14. If your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
15. If you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
16. If your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
17. If there is a murder and DNA tests indicate practically everyone in the community is a suspect.

[steveston]

Funny Stuff Boss......I think we have a few up here in the north....

[wndchsr]

So what are you trying to say? :laughout

[DevilDog]

Damn Wnd their on to us.....

[BigWorm]

18 - if you drive 10 hours and use your last vacation day to come to Charlotte NC to visit the nascar hall of fame.

[WideOpen]

I went from "may be" to "are" on #1.

[Ironhead]

19. if everyone in a wedding party, including the bride and groom, have the same last name

[wavman8]

20. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys

[krcampbell]

22. You can get divorced and still be cousins

[krcampbell]

23. if you ever started a conversation with "Hey, ya'll watch this"

[Rainrider]

24. ...if you go to family reunions looking to pick up chicks.

[B-Man]

funny stuff, Boss!!