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    A guy walked into the local welfare office
    To pick up his check.

    He marched straight up to the counter
    And said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE
    Drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
    a job.'

    The social worker behind the counter
    Said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just
    Got a job opening from a very wealthy
    Old man who wants a chauffeur and
    Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

    You'll have to drive around in his 2008
    Mercedes CL, and he will supply all of
    Your clothes. Because of the long hours
    Meals will be provided. You'll also be
    Expected to escort the daughter on her
    Overseas holiday trips.

    This is rather awkward to say but you
    Will also have as part of your job
    Assignment to satisfy her sexual urges
    As the daughter is in her mid-20's and
    Has a rather strong sex drive.

    A two-bedroom loft type apartment
    With plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
    Located above the garage will be
    Designated for your sole use and
    The salary is $200,000 a year.'

    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
    ' You're bullshittin' me!'

    The social worker said, ' Yeah, well,
    You started it.'

    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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    I was getting excited too!
    2010 FLHX - Street Glide - 146,200 miles
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    • #3
      Herd Member #87
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      • #4
        Truth Hurts...

        Chris (Steveston)
        Herd # 93
        Retired Navy Vet


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          Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

          RubberDown/Double Secret Agent #19 and Ozzyrral #213...RIP
          We will ride again wndchsr...
          'If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.' - Katherine Hepburn


          • #6
            Dammit!!!! it aint real?????

            and I was just finnishing my resume
            Ride in Peace Wndchsr



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              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
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