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    Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!

    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
    news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.
    'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
    waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
    celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well.
    I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and do some shots.'
    After 3 or 4 shots, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
    were some laughs and more shots.
    They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
    were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her
    friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed
    with AIDS.'
    The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
    hasty retreat.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
    'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
    your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that?'

    'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
    after I'm gone.'

    And THAT, my friends, is what is called,
    'Putting Your Affairs In Order
    Twenty First Herdster
    * When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
    ** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
    99 FLSTF
    03 FLHTCI

  • #2
    Ouch..........
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    2010 FLHX - Street Glide
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    • #3
      Appalachian Redneck

      "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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      • #4
        Only a wife would think of that....Glenn


        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
        Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
        Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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        • #5
          That IS cold! Can't stay ahead of a woman - don't even try.
          H1E2R8D

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          • #6
            Now that is funny, sounds like something my wife would say. :laughout
            Herd Member #87
            US Navy Veteran

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            • #7
              :):)
              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
              2014 FLHXS
              U.S. NAVY Veteran

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