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  • gtoracer
    started a topic Man walks into a restaurant

    Man walks into a restaurant

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks them for their orders.

    The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
    the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

    'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
    will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
    and pulls out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke..'

    The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.


    This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
    asks the waitress.

    'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
    'Same,' says the ostrich.


    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
    places it on the table.

    The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
    sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
    change in your pocket every time?'


    'Well,'
    says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
    and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
    and offered me two wishes. My first wish was
    that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
    my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always
    be there.'


    'That's brilliant!'
    says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
    dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
    want for as long as you live!'

    'That's
    right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
    exact money is always there,' says the man..
    The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

    The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
    tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with
    everything I say.'

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