Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

thrid opinion counts

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • thrid opinion counts

    IT'S HELL TO GET OLD.....

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

    One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

    The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

    The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
    THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-c...-ts=1422579428
    How's my Spelin, CALL 1-800-BOSS to report my bad spelizin

  • #2
    :fatbob:fatbob:fatbob:laughout:laughout:laughout
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

    Comment


    • #3
      It really sucks when you think you're just and you really need to





      HERD Member #114
      2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
      When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
      If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

      AKA: DAN

      Comment


      • #4
        :):fatbob:vgirlerboxed
        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
        2014 FLHXS
        U.S. NAVY Veteran

        Comment


        • #5
          Funny!!!!! I work with a guy that can relate to that. Story as he told it --- " I was in the bath room at the wal-mart taking a leak at the urinal and this young boy at the next urinal lets loose a little fart, so I was going to show him up and cut loose a good loud FARRRRRRT and shit myself. Had to cut my drawers off and flush them down the toilet".
          HERD MEMBER #00027
          Riding for LT. Tim Campbell (LEO)
          In Memory of Rubberdown RIP HERD #00019
          In Memory of Betsy
          In Memory of Sabrina

          Comment


          • #6
            oops.............LOL!!!!!!!!!
            U.S. Army "Retired"
            (Disabled Veteran)

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by krcampbell View Post
              Funny!!!!! I work with a guy that can relate to that. Story as he told it --- " I was in the bath room at the wal-mart taking a leak at the urinal and this young boy at the next urinal lets loose a little fart, so I was going to show him up and cut loose a good loud FARRRRRRT and shit myself. Had to cut my drawers off and flush them down the toilet".
              :laughout:laughout:laughout
              Just do`nt eat a handfull of raisins on a big hangover,jus sayin.ed
              Ear Tag no. 00030

              Comment


              • #8
                :laughout:)
                Appalachian Redneck

                "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

                Comment

                Working...
                X
                😀
                🥰
                🤢
                😎
                😡
                👍
                👎