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    A Guy goes into a bar. There's a robot bartender.

    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini."

    The robot brings back the best martini ever, and
    says to the man,

    "What's your IQ ?" The guy says, "168."

    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
    space exploration and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he's curious.

    So he goes back into the bar.
    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini."

    Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives
    it to the man, and says,

    "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."

    The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
    Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
    so he thinks he will try it one more time.

    He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
    "What will you have?"

    The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings
    him another great martini.

    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The Guy says, "'bout 50".

    The robot leans way in and says,
    "So you guys still happy you voted for Obama?"
    MOOOOOOO
    '09 Ultra
    US Navy '76-'82

    "Free my mind of life's inconsistencies"

  • #2
    OMG....That is funny!!!! Made me laugh...
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    • #3
      :aahhh Didn't see that coming!
      Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

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      "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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      • #4
        :):):):)
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        • #5
          :):)
          Appalachian Redneck

          "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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          • #6
            Well done.
            Official HERD Member #00212
            The only place one man's liberty should end is where mine begins.

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            • #7
              LOL
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              • #8
                BUUuuuwhHWHWHWHWHhwhahahahahahha
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                • #9
                  . Good one!
                  #00213 - MAY YOU REST IN PEACE!


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                  2004 FXSTDI "Deuce"
                  US Navy Veteran

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                  • #10
                    Good one....
                    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                    • #11
                      Just so you know, I stole this and posted it on facebook, too good not to share.
                      "The road goes on forever, and the party never ends" (Robert Earl Keen)
                      Dave
                      Celina, OH
                      Official HERD Member #00158
                      2012 Road Glide Ultra, Big Blue Pearl.

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