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  • A Cowboys Tale

    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
    'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'

    St. Peter was impressed and asked, 'When did this happen?'
    'Couple of minutes ago.'
    HERDSTER #00115
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  • #2
    That ounds like a true tory to me.:)


    • #3
      It was a bad day for him!!! Good one wavman!!
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      • #4
        Appalachian Redneck

        "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"