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    Biker Bob slowed up and stopped.... ....just as the light turned yellow in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake, Maam. I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the biker in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, and the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker with the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...

    ...I assumed this was a stolen car.'
    Twenty First Herdster
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    HERD Member #114
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    If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?


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        Todd Pearson
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          Clever!!!! LOL
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              So true! Hey I got those fish on my vehicles. That could have been me!
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                Funny but that should actually happen every now and then..... :check6
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