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    West Texas Sheriff's Department



    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'',and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang.
    He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

    When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

    After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

    The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.
    We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says:

    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

    six illegal aliens,
    six lawyers,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "Great attitude. You pass." says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
    "your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!"
    Dean Martin

    herd member #00023
    AKA STREETNOYZ

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    :):):):)
    OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
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      :):check6:check6:check6:krcampbell
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        :):):):):):)now thats funny
        Todd Pearson
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          :laughout

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            :):)
            Appalachian Redneck

            "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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              I think I could pass that test
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