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Biker Bob was enjoying his flight when, shortly after the trans-Pacific flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Los Angeles to Sydney . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and...... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
That's when Biker Bob yelled...
'Well Hell' ....... you should see the back of mine!!!
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Los Angeles to Sydney . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and...... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
That's when Biker Bob yelled...
'Well Hell' ....... you should see the back of mine!!!
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ed:):):)
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