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    An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.

    He spoke to his toes. Hello toes! he said. How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance Floor? Happy Birthday toes!

    Hello, knees, he continued. How are you? You know you're 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees.

    Then, he looked down at his crotch. Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92."

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    RIP Willie!!!!:laughout
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    • #3
      :):):):)
      Ride in Peace Wndchsr


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      • #4
        :):):)that what Viagra is for, to bring little Willie back to life...:gee
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        • #5
          Funny stuff!! LOLOL
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            ed:):):):)
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            • #7
              :laughout:laughout
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              "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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              • #8
                lol





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                • #9
                  lol !!!!!!!
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                  • #10
                    There's two side to every story....


                    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

                    Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

                    Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

                    Man: 'What sins?'

                    Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

                    Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

                    Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

                    Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
                    #00038 MAY HE REST IN PEACE!


                    I listen to the voices in my wives head that tell her to tell me what to do.

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                    • #11
                      :):):):):):):)
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