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    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land. Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

    They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

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    And CDL is not one of the requirements....
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      :):laughout:aahhh
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        I love that Joke !!!..........:):):)
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        • #5
          funny stuff, Hawk!!!! LOLOL
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          • #6
            Is good :) the truck part took me a second
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            • #7
              :) lol
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