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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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  • #2
    whaaaa?!?!?!

    omg.. poor guy. Gonna be a rough night for him..
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    • #3
      Hahahahahahahahaha...............
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      • #4
        Ohh Chet!!!! Dudes gonna get some action....
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        • #5
          at least if he decides to skip town later, his $h!t will already be packed
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
            at least if he decides to skip town later, his $h!t will already be packed
            DAmn !!!! Iron , thats a mark, i'm gonna mark ya !

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            • #7
              :moo:moo:moo:moo:moo
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              • #8
                GOT MILK ?
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                • #9
                  Poor guy will be after the convict is done





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                  • #10
                    hahahahaha!!!!
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                    • #11
                      I have the picture....ah better not post it......
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by v-girl View Post
                        i have the picture....ah better not post it......
                        oh no v , you mean you were there ???:aahhh:vgirl
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                        • #13
                          No pun intended v , pics of v????
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                          • #14
                            :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
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                            • #15
                              :)...
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