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    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the

    small accident I had with the truck when I turned into our driveway.

    Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

    much about me.

    I was coming home from Chilliwack and when I turned into the driveway I

    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the truck fortunately came to a halt when

    it bumped into your new car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

    forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



    Your loving wife.

    XX





    P.S.

    Your girlfriend phoned.
    Last edited by steveston; 04-20-2010, 11:28 AM.
    Chris (Steveston)
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    uh....................
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      Ooops.
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      • #4
        Don't Overlook the P.S.....It is the punch Line....
        Chris (Steveston)
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        • #5
          why...why....why....why can't they just NOT call the house?????
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            Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
            why...why....why....why can't they just NOT call the house?????
            no kidding....whats up with that ?

            Dumb dumb dumb......LOL !!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ironhead View Post
              why...why....why....why can't they just NOT call the house?????
              Cuz ya turned off yer cell, incase the wife calls...???????
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              If i only had more time..............

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                holy moly..
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                • #9
                  yep.....looks like my house...
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                  • #10
                    Got to love them Ford trucks, drive up over pert near anythin with the right motivation:evil
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                    • #11
                      funny stuff right there!!!!!
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                      • #12
                        At least she did'nt sell them for a couple dollars to someone he don't like
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by krcampbell View Post
                          At least she did'nt sell them for a couple dollars to someone he don't like

                          yea that sucks too, specially when I didnt even have no girfriend.
                          THE NEGATIVE ONE no better don't click
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                          • #14
                            LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                              Motto of the story: Never let Girlfriend have your home phone number!!!


                              Originally posted by steveston View Post
                              To my darling husband,

                              Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the

                              small accident I had with the truck when I turned into our driveway.

                              Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

                              much about me.

                              I was coming home from Chilliwack and when I turned into the driveway I

                              accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

                              The garage door is slightly bent but the truck fortunately came to a halt when

                              it bumped into your new car.

                              I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

                              forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

                              I am enclosing a picture for you.

                              I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.



                              Your loving wife.

                              XX





                              P.S.

                              Your girlfriend phoned.
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