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Bragging Rights of a Big Game Hunter

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    A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
    The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
    But then he saidthat they could blindfold him and he would recognize any
    animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole, he would even tell
    them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal.
    The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks,
    and so the bet was on.
    They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
    After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear."
    Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle."
    He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had
    in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said,
    "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again.
    Through the night, he proved his skills again and again,
    every time against a round of drinks.
    Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep.
    The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner.
    He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough
    to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
    His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you.You got into bed and put
    your hand down my panties and then you fiddled around a bit and loudly
    announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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      hahahahahhaha!!! That's funny right there!!!!!!!
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        Todd Pearson
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          When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
          If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?


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            HERDSTER #00115
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            I like the dog. If he can't eat it or f**k it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that