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Five Caribbean surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, a Cuban surgeon, says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Jamaican, responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, a Guyanese surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.
But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
The first, a Cuban surgeon, says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Jamaican, responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, a Guyanese surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.
But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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