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    Subject: GUNS



    >LAST NIGHT LAYING IN BED, THINKING OF MY GUNS, I CAME UP WITH THE
    >FOLLOWING THOUGHTS. (WISH IT WERE ALL MY THOUGHTS)
    >
    >The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    >
    >#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    >
    >#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    >
    >#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    >
    >#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    >
    >#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    >
    >#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    >
    >#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    >
    >#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    >
    >#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    >
    >And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
    >
    >#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
    Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

    Can weld anything but a broken heart

    ......It's a rebar thing.....
    HERD member # 00015

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    :)
    Patti, HERD Georgia Girl #113

    RubberDown/Double Secret Agent #19 and Ozzyrral #213...RIP
    We will ride again wndchsr...
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    • #3
      Great list Lee......I Like it !!!! LOL!!
      U.S. Army "Retired"
      (Disabled Veteran)

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      • #4
        :):):):):bigworm
        Ear Tag no. 00030

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        • #5
          :laughout
          Todd Pearson
          Herd #118
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          SERA #107 (Southern Enduro Riders Assoc)
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          • #6
            I have to agree with #5 :)
            Joe

            2009 FLHTCU Ultra Classic - Vivid Black
            Brand #121

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            • #7
              great post BD!!!!!!! LOLOL
              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
              2014 FLHXS
              U.S. NAVY Veteran

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              • #8
                #1 is my personal favorite.
                Herd Member #87
                US Navy Veteran

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                • #9
                  Ive had two at once -------- guns that is
                  HERD MEMBER #00027
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                  • #10
                    That is too funny but totally true....I can only presume it is easier to get rid of a gun as well.....
                    Chris (Steveston)
                    Herd # 93
                    Retired Navy Vet

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by krcampbell View Post
                      Ive had two at once -------- guns that is
                      at the same time ????????????? what a slut !!!!!:):):)
                      Lee....... If ya ain't the lead dog... the view never changes....

                      Can weld anything but a broken heart

                      ......It's a rebar thing.....
                      HERD member # 00015

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                      • #12
                        :) :) :) :)
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