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Subject: GUNS
>LAST NIGHT LAYING IN BED, THINKING OF MY GUNS, I CAME UP WITH THE
>FOLLOWING THOUGHTS. (WISH IT WERE ALL MY THOUGHTS)
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>The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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>#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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>#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
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>#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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>#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
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>#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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>#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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>#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
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>#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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>#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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>And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
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>#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
>LAST NIGHT LAYING IN BED, THINKING OF MY GUNS, I CAME UP WITH THE
>FOLLOWING THOUGHTS. (WISH IT WERE ALL MY THOUGHTS)
>
>The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
>
>#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
>
>#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
>
>#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
>
>#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
>
>#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
>
>#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
>
>#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
>
>#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
>
>#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
>
>And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
>
>#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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