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    A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
    Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'
    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Jerry's wife. ' Tish ,' he says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'
    'OH MY GOD!' Tish exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    Lemonade???

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    • #3
      YUCK!!!!
      OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
      With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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      RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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        • #5
          straight up or on he rocks....
          The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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          • #6
            LMAO
            :dan:dan:dan:dan
            Bill
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            "You can NEVER have too much chrome!"

            Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.

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            • #7
              :laughout:laughout:laughout
              OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
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              • #8
                I love that joke !!!

                cause i can see myself doin it.............
                U.S. Army "Retired"
                (Disabled Veteran)

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