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  • This Joke is circulating the Max Prison here... "Funny"

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
    Chris (Steveston)
    Herd # 93
    Retired Navy Vet

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    OH CHIT :laughout
    2018 Road Glide
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    • #3
      HAHAHAHA
      Expectations managed for free

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        uttt ooooo
        Official HERD Member #00138

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        • #5
          Ha ha ha
          Official HERD Member #00154

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          • #6
            in my best Homer Simpson voice "DOHHHHH"

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              Herd #116

              If I were clever, I'd write something clever here.

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                :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laug hout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout: laughout
                OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
                With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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                RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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                • #9
                  :vgirl

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                  • #10
                    well........I really dont know what to say to that joke..................:laughout
                    U.S. Army "Retired"
                    (Disabled Veteran)

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                    • #11
                      The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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                      • #12
                        :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
                        OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
                        2014 FLHXS
                        U.S. NAVY Veteran

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                        • #13
                          valve... check_valve... HERD #007
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