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    My wife sent me this e-mail; today.........not sure what she is trying to say

    They say that marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

    By the end you'll wish you had a f***ing club and a spade.....
    There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
    R.I.P. RubberDown
    R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
    Reese

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      Dammit Man! :ouch
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        Hide your shovels and anything heavy enough to hurt!!!
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          May be a good time to check into some counseling... Just sayin
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Glyde View Post
              My wife sent me this e-mail; today.........not sure what she is trying to say

              They say that marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

              By the end you'll wish you had a f***ing club and a spade.....
              Just tell her she's not playing with a full deck.....then duck!!!!!!!!
              Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
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              • #8
                knockin on the head an then buryin plans hummm I'm thinkin yur safe or she wouldnt a warned ya. You jus need to straighten up an fly right, sleep with yur helmet on thats what MC helmets is good fo
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gtoracer View Post
                  Just tell her she's not playing with a full deck.....then duck!!!!!!!!
                  There is a special place in our hearts... Carved out for our memories
                  R.I.P. RubberDown
                  R.I.P. James "Jimbo"
                  Reese

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by vlade View Post
                    knockin on the head an then buryin plans hummm I'm thinkin yur safe or she wouldnt a warned ya. You jus need to straighten up an fly right, sleep with yur helmet on thats what MC helmets is good fo
                    AGREE, When they don't warn you look out, or when they quit talking. When that happens read agin. Maybe a full-face helmet?

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                          Funny but could be True!
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                            lmao
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                            • #15
                              After nearly THIRTY years of wedded bliss, I have found that this phrase ALWAYS works:

                              "Yes Dear"

                              It has saved many an argument and reduction in ridin' time.
                              Bill
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