old man at doctors office

[krcampbell]

An old timer who is hard of hearing walks in to the doctors office and as he is signing in the lady behind the counter says " what are you here for today" the old guy says "what". She repeats what are you here for today. The old timer says " I am having trouble with my pecker". The woman behind the counter scoulds the old man " look here MR. Jones, we have a waiting room full of people, why didn't you say you had a problem with your ear and then discuse your penis problem with the doctor" "now lets try that again". The old man exits the office and returns. The nurse says " Mr. Jones, what is the problem today?" Mr. Jones says "I have an ear problem". Nurse says "what is wrong with your ear". Mr. Jones says "I can't piss out of it".
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[B-Man]

That's a good one! Love it!!

[pro50]

good one