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    A road-wary old biker walks into a saloon to have a cold beer after a long, dusty ride. At the end of the bar, he sees a rather good-looking "lady of the night". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time. Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts. She escorts him up to her room and they start going at it'. After about 10 minutes of furious effort, the old biker asks:

    "So babe, how am I doin'?"
    She replies:
    "You're doin' 3 "knots".
    "3 knots?.... What's that mean?" ask's the biker.
    She said: "You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"
    Twenty First Herdster
    * When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
    ** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
    99 FLSTF
    03 FLHTCI

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    :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
    Ear Tag no. 00030

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    • #3
      :laughout:laughout:laughout
      OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
      2014 FLHXS
      U.S. NAVY Veteran

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      • #4
        :dan:dan:dan
        OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
        With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
        FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
        RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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        • #5
          I hate when that happens
          Ride in Peace Wndchsr


          www.my.doterra.com/jbush

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          • #6
            Appalachian Redneck

            "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"

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            • #7
              old age is a bi***....LOL !!
              U.S. Army "Retired"
              (Disabled Veteran)

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