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  • Strip tease

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day, when through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.






    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.







    Grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.







    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says "What the hell are you doing Billy Bob?"






    "Jeez Cletus, ya scared the sh*t out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble in the bedroom department, and the therapist I saw suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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      BUuuuuuuuuwwwhahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      "She Thinks my Tractor's sexy"
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        :laughout:laughout:laughout
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