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    TRIP TO THE WELFARE OFFICE
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    > Welfare Office
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    > A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
    >
    > 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
    >
    > ' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
    > question a thousand times before.
    >
    > She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
    >
    > Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
    > need
    > all your childrens names.'
    >
    > ''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are
    > all named Leighroy."
    >
    > In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named
    > Leroy?'
    >
    > Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get
    > them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time
    > for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a running. An' if I
    > need
    > to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all
    > of
    > them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'
    >
    > The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
    > and
    > says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
    > whole bunch?'
    >
    > 'Then I call them by their last names.'
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          Dammit man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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