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    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
    summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
    canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door
    of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her
    to do.

    'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

    He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

    The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

    Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

    'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

    'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

    'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
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    Tears in the eyes, that's a good one
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    • #3
      good thing he didn't say paint my deck
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      • #4
        :) :)
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        • #5
          :) Good one!
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          • #6
            That's funny right there!!!!
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            • #7
              ha ha ha ha ha........
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              • #8
                Thats a cool blonde joke.....Glad there is no gray jokes...
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                • #9
                  A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign
                  up for His benefits. Upon His arrival the clerk asked for
                  proof of His age. When he reached for His wallet the
                  embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After
                  explaining His problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don`t
                  worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray
                  you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up His shirt
                  and was soon signed up for His benefits.

                  Upon arriving home, he related the story to His wife. She looked at him,
                  smiled and said, "Too bad you didn`t drop your pants. You
                  would have qualified for disability too!"
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                  • #10
                    Hey DoubleJ...Blonde's are in season but senior citizens are a protected species....so back off "Turkey"...LOL
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by doublej View Post
                      A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
                      summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
                      canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door
                      of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her
                      to do.

                      'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'

                      Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

                      The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

                      The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

                      He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

                      The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

                      Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

                      'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

                      'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

                      Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

                      'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
                      well??????
                      It prolly was a lexus... jeez.... whats the issue..:
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by doublej View Post
                        A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign
                        up for His benefits. Upon His arrival the clerk asked for
                        proof of His age. When he reached for His wallet the
                        embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After
                        explaining His problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don`t
                        worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray
                        you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up His shirt
                        and was soon signed up for His benefits.

                        Upon arriving home, he related the story to His wife. She looked at him,
                        smiled and said, "Too bad you didn`t drop your pants. You
                        would have qualified for disability too!"
                        lmao
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                        • #13
                          Holy Crap...now those were funny :laughout
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by steveston View Post
                            Hey DoubleJ...Blonde's are in season but senior citizens are a protected species....so back off "Turkey"...LOL
                            Haha, i couldnt stop myself sorry:)
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