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  • V,,,This ones for you XD

    Inner Peace:


    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


    .....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

    And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.
    Herd #124
    Age 10 and holding
    Official Herd Poser

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    That's why the expression, "It's a dogs life" is such a good one.....
    The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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    • #3
      Woof woof!!! :)
      Official "Herd Booze taste tester!"

      Member #0006 :babe

      "Lead paint chips are chewy AND sweet......" In memory of Rick.

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      • #4
        Funny.....True....But very funny...........
        Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
        Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
        Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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        • #5
          Good one!!!
          OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
          2014 FLHXS
          U.S. NAVY Veteran

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