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    :good An old drunk was wandering home early one morning from closing down the bar the night before. He came upon a religious group who were wading in the river.

    He wandered into the water to see what they were doing and the Preacher grabbed him and asked if he believed in God! The man answered that he wasn't sure!

    The Preacher proceeded to dunk the man underwater....the Preacher brought him up and asked if he found God! The drunk answered "NO!"

    The Preacher dunked him again and brought him up and asked again if he found God! The drunk answered "NO!"

    The Preacher dunked him a third time and brought him up and again asked if he'd found God! The drunk Sternly answered "NO!"........and then looked the Preacher in the eyes and asked......"I haven't found God yet....are ya sure this is where he fell in??"

    :laughout2
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    Oh crap!!!! :)
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    • #3
      OMG
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        DUH!!! :laughout:laughout:laughout
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        • #5
          Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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          • #6
            Have another Beer....

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            • #7
              I generally frown on God jokes......But this one is funny as hell...........:laughout
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                :laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout
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