God was standing up in Heaven with his clip board looking upon Adam and Eve giving them some final touches before putting his done stamp on them.
"Let's see here guys, I've only got a couple things left here to knock out. Um ok, who would like to pee standing up?"
Adam steps up immediately pushing past Eve before she has a chance to say anything and exclaims "RIGHT HERE GOD! I'm a man proud and true. I should be able to pee standing up..I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Ok Adam you got it. You get to pee standing up for all of eternity. Well Eve, looks like all I've got left is Multiple Orgasms."
"Let's see here guys, I've only got a couple things left here to knock out. Um ok, who would like to pee standing up?"
Adam steps up immediately pushing past Eve before she has a chance to say anything and exclaims "RIGHT HERE GOD! I'm a man proud and true. I should be able to pee standing up..I'LL TAKE IT!"
"Ok Adam you got it. You get to pee standing up for all of eternity. Well Eve, looks like all I've got left is Multiple Orgasms."
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