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    SUMBICH!

    A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

    He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.

    He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

    At the height of the party, The host said, 'I have a 10 foot Man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

    Leroy was fighting the gator! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and

    flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

    Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

    Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

    Finally the host says, 'Well,

    Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

    'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy.

    The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’

    No thanks, I don't want it,'

    Answered Leroy.

    The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

    Again Leroy said ‘No.’

    Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

    Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
    Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
    Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
    Growing old is not for Sissies..........

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    :laughout:dan
    Crazy people don't know they're crazy, I know I'm crazy therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy.....

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    • #3
      :laughout:laughout:laughout
      Expectations managed for free

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      • #4
        Sounds like their will be another azz woopin happening...
        The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse, will be pretending I'm not excited!

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        • #5
          Nice, great funny to wake up to ...

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          • #6
            :laughout
            OFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
            2014 FLHXS
            U.S. NAVY Veteran

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            • #7
              :good:good:good:good
              OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
              With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
              FIRST "HERD BIKE OF THE MONTH CLUB MEMBER"
              RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!

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              • #8
                HEHE !!!

                Leroy is badazz !!
                U.S. Army "Retired"
                (Disabled Veteran)

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                • #9
                  must have been Leroy Brown!
                  Whatever doesn't kill me....HAD BETTER START RUNNING!

                  Official HERD Member #00130

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                  • #10
                    And where was Croc during all of this... LOL:watching
                    Chris (Steveston)
                    Herd # 93
                    Retired Navy Vet

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                    • #11
                      Jeez,,,,
                      Herd #124
                      Age 10 and holding
                      Official Herd Poser

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                      • #12
                        Funny chit!
                        HERD Member #114
                        2007 FLHTCU Ultra Classic
                        When all else fails, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!
                        If common sense was so common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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