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- A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"Dancing? I'm not dancing you idiot!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My ass itches, and I can't scratch it!"
- A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
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Twenty First Herdster
* When Its All Said And Done, Will You Have Said More Than You Have Done?
** How Old Would You Be If You Didnt Know How Old You Where?
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Miles are on a road map, close to home is here
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Looking at life from the back of the HERD....All I see is...well, you know! :)Comment
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OLD SKOOL BIKERS RULE, WE DO WHAT IT TAKES AND LIKE IT!!!
With age comes wisdom, yeah right!
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RIP Rick.....Ride On Forever In Our Hearts My Brother!Comment
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I knew that one from my early childhood....:) :).
2010 FLHX - Street Glide
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:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughout:laughoutOFFICIAL HERD MEMBER #83
2014 FLHXS
U.S. NAVY Veteran
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Better wait 'till someone else shows up; guy with no arms ain't gonna catch him!H1E2R8DComment
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:laughout:laughoutU.S. Army "Retired"
(Disabled Veteran)Comment
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Where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg?
Official HERD Member #00127 - Glenn
Growing old is not for Sissies..........Comment
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:laughout :laughout :laughoutChris (Steveston)
Herd # 93
Retired Navy VetComment
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Good one!
Bill
Official HERD Member #0153
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Charter Member-American Legion Riders Post #26 PA
"You can NEVER have too much chrome!"
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.Comment
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:)
Appalachian Redneck
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used and worn out, loudly proclaiming, "WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!"Comment
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:laughout:laughout Now I gotsa itchy behind:laughout:laughoutExpectations managed for freeComment
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